Non-Jews are for practice
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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