Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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