Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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