yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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