Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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