belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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