you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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