He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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