hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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