I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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