Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
it was like having sex with a tree stump
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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