I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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