yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
