Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I faked an abortion last night.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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