gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I smell like Dick and happiness
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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