It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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