hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Houston, we have a squirter
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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