He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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