Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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