$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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