When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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