i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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