the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
