So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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