On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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