I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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