I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
