whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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