Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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