i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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