I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
i think my tv is drunk
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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