I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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