what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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