You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
she looked like the before picture.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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