White coat. Heels.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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