Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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