Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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