So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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