quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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