Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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