He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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