FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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