Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
this just has baby written all over it
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
