I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize