As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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