plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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