So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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