what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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