Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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