Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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