What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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