This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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