if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
How's work?
Spinning.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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