I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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