Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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